DONOVAN MCNABB IS EMO
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This racism is hurting my fragile heart!
For any of you who don’t know what emo is, it’s a new subculture popular among teens and the Myspace crowd (hence the Myspace parody). It’s something of a cross between gothic and punk. Basically, the kids just cry about their problems and get all emotional. Kind of like Donovan McNabb.
| April 18, 1999
People Booed Me! Why must people be so mean? I didn’t do anything to them? The mayor said he wanted Ricky Williams! The fans didn’t even like me… |
| October 2, 2003
It Hurts to be Overrated Just because I am 0-2 and can’t complete a pass and stuff doesn’t make me overrated. Rush, you are wrong. And you make me cry. The only reason I am struggling is because my wrists still hurt from me cutting them. January 19, 2004 I’m Not a Choke… The media said I choked. I just don’t have a good enough team. I mean, so what if I lost 3 straight NFC championships. I still threw for 100 yards. Triple digits, baby! Deep down, I think it is my race that makes me such a target. Jake Delhomme, the winning quarterback, just happens to be white, and he didn’t get criticized for choking. November 20, 2005 Why Can’t We Be Friends? TO, we used to be so close! I remember when you would massage my back and we would tell each other our deepest secrets. Now, you are telling the media the secrets I entrusted you with. Oh, how it hurts! Please don’t call me “Chunky” again. It feels like black-on-black crime to me. September 27, 2006 TO, I Feel For You You feel my pain. Yesterday, you OD on pills. Yet, you didn’t die. I feel sorry for you. As a fellow emo, I try often to hurt myself with little success. It always ends up coming up short. Next time don’t do it with your publicist watching. BTW, I feel so bad about what your publicist did saving your life and everything. I could so understand it if you fired her. September 18, 2007 I Am Misunderstood Again The media again doesn’t understand how hard it is to be a multimillionaire black QB. Sigh. Some people never learn. |
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